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fangirl221b:

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

REASONABLY-PRICED SARCASM

fangirl221b:

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

REASONABLY-PRICED SARCASM

yosssarian:

if pooh bear can wear a crop top so can i

youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

junebouvierr:

idiot

junebouvierr:

idiot

bigeisamazing:

its-awesome-turtle-time:

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s  name is  meatloaf

and hes just been sitting there with the money between his paws for who knows how long

mishasminions:

DEAN, THAT’S A VERY HETEROSEXUAL WAY TO LOOK AT YOUR “NOT-BOYFRIEND”

i’m never opening up to anyone ever again its a stupid idea.

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD